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		<title>Yep, a bear does sh*t in the woods.</title>
		<link>http://www.mannisms.com/2010/03/yep-a-bear-does-sht-in-the-woods/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Mann&#8217;s woods, that is.
Respected and widely read blogger, Tory Bear, has lent a paw in this blog&#8217;s continuing coverage of John Mann&#8217;s struggle against reality.
The article is here but stick around and read the other stuff. Quality material here.
TB rounds off the article with some words of wisdom for Mr Mann.
Don&#8217;t be a wanker, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Mann&#8217;s woods, that is.</p>
<p>Respected and widely read blogger, Tory Bear, has lent a paw in this blog&#8217;s continuing coverage of John Mann&#8217;s struggle against reality.</p>
<p>The article is <a href="http://www.torybear.com/2010/03/playing-mann-not-ball.html" target="_blank">here</a> but stick around and read the other stuff. Quality material here.</p>
<p>TB rounds off the article with some words of wisdom for Mr Mann.</p>
<blockquote><p><em><strong>Don&#8217;t be a wanker, John</strong></em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Reinforcements have arrived</title>
		<link>http://www.mannisms.com/2010/03/reinforcements-have-arrived/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prolific Blogger &#8211; The Lone Voice &#8211; has picked up on John Mann&#8217;s letter threatening me with libel action and has published his take on it, together with some very interesting facts about Mr Mann&#8217;s expenses claims.
You can read all about it here:
The Rt Hon. John Mann MP is a wanker.
And it&#8217;s well worth the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Prolific Blogger &#8211; <a href="http://newportcity.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">The Lone Voice</a> &#8211; has picked up on John Mann&#8217;s letter threatening me with libel action and has published his take on it, together with some <strong>very</strong> interesting facts about Mr Mann&#8217;s expenses claims.</p>
<p>You can read all about it here:</p>
<p><a href="http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2010/03/rt-hon-john-mann-mp-is-wanker.html" target="_blank">The Rt Hon. John Mann MP is a wanker.</a></p>
<p>And it&#8217;s well worth the read. £2,500 for carpets,  John?</p>
<p>No doubt the author will be receiving his very own libel threat soon.</p>
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		<title>British Jobs for British Workers Part II</title>
		<link>http://www.mannisms.com/2010/03/british-jobs-for-british-workers-part-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr Mann&#8217;s Bill &#8211; British Jobs for British Workers introduced under the Ten Minute Rule &#8211; is nothing more than a cheap trick to capitalise on a popular issue and grab some votes from the uninformed.
If you want some information on the Ten Minute Rule go to Wikipaedia
Here are some direct quotes:
The vast majority of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Mann&#8217;s Bill &#8211; British Jobs for British Workers introduced under the Ten Minute Rule &#8211; is nothing more than a cheap trick to capitalise on a popular issue and grab some votes from the uninformed.</p>
<p>If you want some information on the Ten Minute Rule go to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Minute_Rule" target="_blank">Wikipaedia</a></p>
<p>Here are some direct quotes:</p>
<blockquote><p>The vast majority of Ten Minute Rule bills are not supported by the house, and are dropped immediately</p>
<p>Since the Government usually opposes Ten Minute Rule bills, it is extremely rare for them to become law.</p>
<p><em><strong>Most Ten Minute Rule introductions are used to stimulate publicity for a cause.</strong></em></p></blockquote>
<p>The last one is particularly interesting. Mr Mann&#8217;s primary cause is self-preservation and he&#8217;s cooked up this litte Bill to try and get re-elected. Unless you know what the Ten Minute Rule is, and the likely fate of any Bill introduced under it, you would be tempted to think that the bill was kosher, when in fact it has as much chance of getting support as a BNP candidate in Islamabad.</p>
<p>John Mann knows full well that this Bill is never going to happen, yet he brags about it in the Worksop Guardian and claims support from the Construction Industry.</p>
<p>Draw your own conclusion.</p>
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		<title>Paw Broon is definitely barking.</title>
		<link>http://www.mannisms.com/2010/03/paw-broon-is-definitely-barking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Paw Broon (pun intended) has come up with a way to bring to heel a few hundred dangerous dogs, who are undoubtedly far more intelligent than the nutters who hold their leads. He&#8217;s going to slap a tax on the 5.4 million responsible owners who love and care for their dogs.
But the irresponsible dog owners [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-296 aligncenter" title="Gordon_dog" src="http://www.mannisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Gordon_dog-393x500.jpg" alt="Gordon_dog" width="393" height="500" /></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Paw Broon (pun intended) has come up with a way to bring to heel a few hundred dangerous dogs, who are undoubtedly far more intelligent than the nutters who hold their leads. He&#8217;s going to slap a tax on the 5.4 million responsible owners who love and care for their dogs.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">But the irresponsible dog owners who are being targeted don&#8217;t give a monkeys and are highly unlikely to cough up the tax or take any notice of the law anyway. Which leaves us exactly where we are now, except Paw Broon has got a nice little earner going at the expense of pet lovers.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, back in Bassetlaw, Labour Councillors proposed an amendement to the Council budget to raise £20,000  fining people who allow their dogs to defecate in public places. To ensure the revenue is generated, the Council would have to abandon it&#8217;s ongoing efforts to keep the streets free of dog <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">shit</span> do. Fortunately, the amendment was defeated, so we don&#8217;t have to look forward to wading through streets full of you-know-what and enforcement officers on every corner to fine the transgressors after the fact.</p>
<p>The Labour Party clearly sees dogs as a financial opportunity.  Exit the cash cow, say hello to the money mutt.</p>
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		<title>Have another look at Labour</title>
		<link>http://www.mannisms.com/2010/03/have-another-look-at-labour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gordon Brown recently asked voters to &#8216;have another look at Labour&#8217; before deciding on which way to vote at the upcoming election.
I suggest you do just that, if you MUST vote Labour in Bassetlaw.
You may change your mind about voting for John Mann, though, if you check out this site:
www.bassetlawlabour.co.uk
I personally don&#8217;t support anything on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gordon Brown recently asked voters to &#8216;have another look at Labour&#8217; before deciding on which way to vote at the upcoming election.</p>
<p>I suggest you do just that, if you MUST vote Labour in Bassetlaw.</p>
<p>You may change your mind about voting for John Mann, though, if you check out this site:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bassetlawlabour.co.uk" target="_blank">www.bassetlawlabour.co.uk</a></p>
<p>I personally don&#8217;t support anything on the site but it&#8217;s an alternative for Labour voters as it claims to be True Labour.</p>
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		<title>My sincerest thanks, John</title>
		<link>http://www.mannisms.com/2010/03/my-sincerest-thank-john/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear John,
Ever since I published your letter threatening libel action, this blog has had a huge increase in traffic.
The blog is getting so many hits, I&#8217;m considering putting adverts on the site to raise a few quid for my election night party.
Please feel free to write as many more letters as you wish.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear John,</p>
<p>Ever since I published your letter threatening libel action, this blog has had a huge increase in traffic.</p>
<p>The blog is getting so many hits, I&#8217;m considering putting adverts on the site to raise a few quid for my election night party.</p>
<p>Please feel free to write as many more letters as you wish.</p>
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		<title>British Jobs for British Workers, except if you live in Retford.</title>
		<link>http://www.mannisms.com/2010/03/266/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Mann&#8217;s self-congratulation column in the Worksop Guardian has him bragging about his Bill for British Jobs for British Workers this week.
My Bill for British Jobs for British Workers, which would require contractors to use local job centres and to employ apprentices and maintain skills and training has been well received within the construction industry.
Local [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Mann&#8217;s self-congratulation column in the Worksop Guardian has him bragging about his Bill for British Jobs for British Workers this week.</p>
<blockquote><p>My Bill for British Jobs for British Workers, which would require contractors to use local job centres and to employ apprentices and maintain skills and training has been well received within the construction industry.</p></blockquote>
<p>Local job centres. Great idea, as long as you don&#8217;t live in Retford, since the Labour government  is planning on closing the Retford Job Centre.</p>
<p>Which is not only a shame for the people of Retford, but it also means that poor Mr Mann will have to travel all the way to Worksop to sign on after he loses his seat in May.</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s in a Name?</title>
		<link>http://www.mannisms.com/2010/03/whats-in-a-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Americans (bless &#8216;em) have a great expression for a certain type of person &#8211; Media Whore
Wictionary, the online dictionary, defines it as:
A person who craves media attention; someone who will apparently do anything to remain in the media spotlight.
Do you know anyone like that?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Americans (bless &#8216;em) have a great expression for a certain type of person &#8211; <em><strong>Media Whore</strong></em></p>
<p><a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/media_whore" target="_blank">Wictionary</a>, the online dictionary, defines it as:</p>
<blockquote><p>A person who craves media attention; someone who will apparently do anything to remain in the media spotlight.</p></blockquote>
<p>Do you know anyone like that?</p>
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		<title>You talking &#8217;bout me?</title>
		<link>http://www.mannisms.com/2010/03/you-talking-bout-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little bird tells me that John Mann has made a request to Bassetlaw District Council under the Freedom of Information Act to have copies of all emails mentioning his name.
I&#8217;ll send a few to the council tomorrow so he has no lack of reading material.
But why he would ask for this is odd, to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A little bird tells me that John Mann has made a request to Bassetlaw District Council under the Freedom of Information Act to have copies of all emails mentioning his name.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll send a few to the council tomorrow so he has no lack of reading material.</p>
<p>But why he would ask for this is odd, to say the least.</p>
<p>Is he so insecure he has to read other peoples communications to see what they are saying about him?</p>
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		<title>Seconds Out, Round One</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just received a letter from John Mann threatening me with a libel action. Click on the graphic below to see it full size.

I don&#8217;t recall making any allegations, John, only asking for clarification and pointing to expenses claims on your own website and the Parliamentary website.
If you could point me in the direction of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just received a letter from John Mann threatening me with a libel action. Click on the graphic below to see it full size.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mannisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Mann_letter.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-231 aligncenter" title="Mann_letter" src="http://www.mannisms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Mann_letter-364x500.jpg" alt="Mann_letter" width="364" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t recall making any allegations, John, only asking for clarification and pointing to expenses claims on your own website and the Parliamentary website.</p>
<p>If you could point me in the direction of the offending untruth, I would be  happy to rectify.</p>
<p>And as for calling you a &#8216;wanker&#8217;, I was just quoting your own statement in the Independent.</p>
<p>I note that you&#8217;re not disputing the rest of the content.</p>
<p>I know you&#8217;ve sent a number of this type of letter recently to anyone with the temerity to challenge the world according to Mann, but this blog will not be intimidated.</p>
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